if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation.
"If a croissant and a donut made sweet sweet love, their baby would be a cronut" - Blaine Anderson
Signor Ravelli deduces that the stolen Beauregard oil painting was eaten by left-handed moths. Captain Spaulding’s patience wears thin.
1933: Groucho and Harpo in Duck Soup.
Groucho Marx on You Bet Your Life (May 11, 1961).
Groucho Marx (via observando) —
ask darren criss for directions to a place and he will probably give you a 4 page essay with works cited and everything
Including the reason why every road is named what it is.
Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:
If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them
If they can’t…
That’s actually a really good way of putting it.
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
Wait what the hell is that room way in the back on the ground floor?
Did I miss something in the last 25 years?