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hanakaori:

shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

Truth.

Always.

16 hours ago  |  537,455 notes

"If a croissant and a donut made sweet sweet love, their baby would be a cronut" - Blaine Anderson

1 day ago  |  535 notes

Signor Ravelli deduces that the stolen Beauregard oil painting was eaten by left-handed moths. Captain Spaulding’s patience wears thin.

1 day ago  |  75 notes
longgonehollywood:

1933: Groucho and Harpo in Duck Soup.

longgonehollywood:

1933: Groucho and Harpo in Duck Soup.

1 day ago  |  275 notes
nitratediva:

Groucho Marx on You Bet Your Life (May 11, 1961).

nitratediva:

Groucho Marx on You Bet Your Life (May 11, 1961).

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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Groucho Marx (via observando) —

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(Source: danieldaylewiswithamoustache)

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crisskatbar:

dirtycute:

ask darren criss for directions to a place and he will probably give you a 4 page essay with works cited and everything

Including the reason why every road is named what it is.

1 day ago  |  680 notes

burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

totallyfubar:

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

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That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

1 day ago  |  90,322 notes

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

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real-faker:

Wait what the hell is that room way in the back on the ground floor?

Did I miss something in the last 25 years?

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

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