May 2013
etiolatify:
seeing a psychiatrist might cost me an arm and a leg
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
meoplelikepeople:
acrackinthetardis:
nickgrimshade:
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
WATCH: Backstreet’s Back, Glee’s Vocal Challenge + Viral Screams, plus dudes in labor and Ryan Gosling! (Darren only edit)
caligulasaquarikim:
if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
‘it’s jesus
jesus is our man’
reasons i grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
hythe:
fwips:
orlandobloomers:
people used to have to paint their own selfies
You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...
– Kathleen Hanna (via chanel-smokes)
klaineforchristmas:
whilelifepassesby:
ifeellikeimlost:
whilelifepassesby:
can we just talk about the possibility of glee’s season 5 starting with blaine kneeling down
to suck Kurt’s dick
there are two kind of people
Both is fine
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)